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Dave Stark
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Posted - 2014.05.23 19:46:00 -
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inb4 gevlon has a stupid idea...
too late. |
Dave Stark
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Posted - 2014.05.23 19:53:00 -
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BadAssMcKill wrote:KILL THE GOON as i was scrolling, i totally misread that... |
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Posted - 2014.05.23 20:11:00 -
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Charles Case wrote:What Would Gevlon Goblin Do (WWGGD) (MORON) prove that some people genuinely do have more moneyISK than sense. |
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Posted - 2014.05.26 15:04:00 -
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Dalto Bane wrote:Eh, its content creation. I'm ok with this. No matter if poorly thought out, at least its something! It is poorly thought out though.
it's not really content creation when you're paying isk for an event that would have happened anyway... that's basically why people are laughing at him.
he's essentially offering to pay 20bn for the sun to rise in the morning. |
Dave Stark
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Posted - 2014.06.01 14:29:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:This "money doesn't matter" is funny coming from members of a coalition that proudly call itself space socialism and has a strong SRP.
Why don't you go to The Mittani and say "hey, spending money on SRP is stupid, as the people who fly in the fleets would fly anyway, you just pay for things that would happen anyway like that stupid Gevlon who pays for highsec wardecs and titan bounty"?
Consider the titan bounty as "awoxer account replacement program" (as they'll need a clean account to shed their awoxer history)!
another shining example of gevlon proving that he has no clue how things work. |
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Posted - 2014.06.01 15:36:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Voyager Arran wrote: getting paid to PvP isn't the same thing as getting myself hellpurged from my coalition and having a scarlet letter sewn to my chest over just enough money to almost buy a super that I could then never use because no alliance with a capfleet would have me.
Anyone heard of the guy who pressed F1 on the primary? How about the ex-PL guy who awoxed the Revenant? For one day, his story could be on EN24. People would talk about "hey, have you heard of X who awoxed that Goon titan?" He would leave his mark on EVE, for once he'd be the butterfly. He thinks about this. He dreams about this. He didn't start EVE to shoot red crosses and to press F1 when told. But - just as you said - the price would be to never ever be accepted into a serious alliance. But today, he could get enough money to buy a clean pilot or just start as a "shobon" again, without the need to ever rat again!
no, he doesn't dream about being excluded from every exciting eve event because he wanted your 20bn isk, stop being ridiculous. |
Dave Stark
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Posted - 2014.06.02 07:09:00 -
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Xolve wrote:If you don't care so much, shut up- he'll go away.
we don't want him to go away though, his delusions are a great source of entertainment. |
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Posted - 2014.06.02 19:38:00 -
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admiral root wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:This will go on until a titan dies, when they will switch to minimizing my contribution in it Will you be the one tackling said titan or leading the fleet that takes it down? Then they won't need to minimise anything.
to be fair, waiting around to take credit for something akin to the sun rising in a morning is a very involved process. |
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Posted - 2014.06.03 18:22:00 -
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hey, gevlon. you are aware that goons have double reimbursement so your crusade of "kill all the goons" just makes their line members richer, right? |
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Posted - 2014.06.04 16:15:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Or fielded decent ships instead of bombless bombers?
do you hear a constant whistling noise in your ears? the sound of every point passing you by... |
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Dave Stark
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Posted - 2014.06.05 12:24:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:Loraine Gess wrote:We will also assume that Gevlon has an infinite capacity to fund these bounties? That's a tall order considering he admitted in his most recent blog post that Lemmings disbanded & joined a renter alliance because he could no longer afford the war fees for them.
so you mean, all those billions in damages did less actual damage than the upkeep of wardec fees? |
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Posted - 2014.06.05 18:32:00 -
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i should start shooting the CFC. i wouldn't mind free isk. |
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Posted - 2014.06.06 07:57:00 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:Posting in another "We dont care about Gevlon Goblin" post of 17 pages so far. Popcorn anyone ?
but we do care about goblin, he is literally the best source of entertainment C&P has, maybe even the best that the forums have.
the problem is, we care in the same way that most people care about automotive sports; they're just waiting for it to all go wrong and end in a ball of crumpled metal and flames. |
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Posted - 2014.06.08 09:47:00 -
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Pete Butcher wrote:But that means being social...
Gevlon's social enough. He's essentially that guy that will sit next to you on an empty bus and ask if you've seen his camel. |
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Posted - 2014.06.09 06:29:00 -
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Magnus Cortex wrote:And in a shocking turn of events, when the rubber meats the road, when its time to nut up or shut up... None of the Lemmings are willing to move to 0.0!
i think the fact that they refuse to move to 0.0 kinda makes the CFC right when they called them "unrelevant pubbie shitlords". |
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Posted - 2014.06.10 17:23:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Fun fact: the word "titan" was mentioned 5 times in the last 5 pages. Goonies are really busy trying to derail this thread. Of course they have time forum warrioring while they take 30 gates to get to their destination since their titan pilots "have real life recently".
or, they have time to post because they used their titan bridges without fear instead of taking 30 gates.
but don't let random assumptions stop your hilarious attempts to be relevant. |
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Posted - 2014.06.11 09:00:00 -
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with how well he moves goal posts, gevlon should sponsor a world cup team. how could they lose with such an advantage? |
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Posted - 2014.06.13 07:45:00 -
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Lucas Kell wrote:That's pretty much the bottom line of his latest. Basically he thinks all players should be limited to 2 hours per day playtime, and that causals are eager to rush into the game but the thing that stops them is how much isk a "nolifer" can get in comparison to them. I think this pretty much explains why in real life he's a poverty stricken grunt. based on the fact that the fastest way to accumulate isk is to not play eve, what the **** is he talking about? |
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Posted - 2014.06.14 09:27:00 -
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inb4 goons lost like 50 members when they purged some inactives. |
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Posted - 2014.07.01 09:21:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Arkady Romanov wrote:He does not understand fun. If it can't be quantified with an ISK value, it is worthless. Actually it's "if it can't be quantified, it's irrelevant". As soon as you come up with a reliable fun meter, we can start caring about fun.
as soon as you stop denying that fun exists, you'll stop systematically embarrassing yourself. |
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Dave Stark
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Posted - 2014.07.04 08:23:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Totally irrelevant numbers. The GRR project is a total failure.
not sure if epiphany, or bad attempt at sarcasm... |
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Posted - 2014.07.08 07:25:00 -
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GOB the Magician wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:"Logically coherent but not based on facts" = religion "Flinging poo and seeing what sticks" = science
The first gets you respect. The second gets you results. you should run for CSM
I'm not sure if this would be the most hilarious thing ever, or a complete disaster.
or, both. |
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